Don't Just
Eat Butt... Enjoy It.
Alright, listen up, you saucy minx. If you’re here, you’re probably looking for something a little smoother, a little tastier, and a whole lot more fun in your life, right? Well, congratulations... you’ve just found the holy grail of slippery, flavor-packed, all-natural coconut oil lubricant sticks. Yeah, we said it. Flavored Lubricant sticks.
Trust me, Booty Balm is a game changer.
Clean is good.
Delicious is better.
Grasp the cap firmly, but lovingly behold that smooth balm. Twist gently until you see the balm rise from the depths.
Engage the Stick
Here's the fun part. Gently glide it across the anus like you're painting the Mona Lisa, only sexier. Go full "hole" spa.
Swipe the Hole
Enjoy! When you're done you can walk away like you just saved the world-because, honestly, you kind of did.
Eat the Butt
Wash the Butt
Reach around to your caboose and start scrubbing like your polishing the Batmobile.
Firm, but gentle.
Repeat as Necessary. Did you enjoy that?
Good, because you'll be doing it again in approximately 30 minutes. Welcome to the cycle of booty balm addiction, my friend. ❤️
We're really
anal about quality.
We keep it real, because your body deserves better than the junk they put in some of those other products. We’re talking 100% pure, body-loving, goodness that’s good enough to eat. Literally. Go ahead, take a bite… or better yet, let someone else do it.
MADE WITH COCONUT OIL
AND COCOA BUTTER
ALL NATURAL FLAVOR AND
COLOR EXTRACTS
0% SPF, THIS PRODUCT GOES
WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE
NO PETROLEUM, PARABENS
OR SILICONE ADDITIVES
NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS
FOCUS GROUP APPROVED
